让你瞬间开心的皮短语，搞笑的短语，幽默风趣的短语，开心一笑！

1、如果沉默是金，那就别跟我不知道话，因为我一齐存老头。

Silence is gold. Don't talk to me. I'm sing money.

2、我这人好处太多，就本来不必，这也不必，那也不必。

I he so many advantages that I can't do either. Neither can I.

3、别的女孩子身着背带裤，温柔美丽，我身着背带裤，你不知我去哪里捞鱼！

Other girls wear braces, you say she is naive and lovely! I wear pants, you ask me where to fish!

4、跟大家引介这么久了，在这里做个简单的口头禅：大家好，我是素质教育漏网之鱼。

Here is a brief introduction of themselves: quality education missed fish.

5、很久以前，你不知道发工资商量我做饭的，这么久即使如此了，我超级担心你，你是不是被开除党籍了。

You said that I was paid to drink milk tea. After such a long time, I was worried about whether you were fired.

6、你为什么会白内障，为了看淡世间，才引人注意了左眼！

Why do you meet myopia, in order to see the world, just blurred eyes!

7、怎么比喻自己的厨师，煨得手好壁炉。

How to describe their own cooking skills, a good cook kitchen.

8、我爸开汤姆拉帝，我妈开法拉利，而我就厉害了，我开玩笑。

My dad was kidding marsaladi, my mom was playing Ferrari, and I was kidding.

9、告诉大家一个小秘密，我每天都坚定直立起抬，整天一个直立，早晨一个起抬。

I insist on sit ups every day, a supine every night and a sit up in the morning.

10、多年前有同样对我不知道了一句保重，让我至今都没能廋下来。

Take care of yourself many years ago, I he not been able to thin down.

11、生活之前，我以为我叛逆，想不到的是我居然从未拆解了。

I thought I was decadent. I didn't expect that I was abandoned.

12、众里寻他，蓦然回首，那人却在结婚登记处。

Looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man is in the marriage registry.

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